Wedding Readings
For All Your Wedding Readings Needs
This is a constantly evolving resource of wedding readings that you can feel free to use on your special day.
Searching for readings can be a bit of a long haul, i've got through the rubbish and have found the most popular, classic, romantic and funny readings and put them all in one easy to use website.
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Don't look like a pleb at the alter, take a look around and see if something takes your fancy!
Most Popular Wedding Readings!
BE MY HOMER
By CJ Munn
Be my Homer I wanna be your Marge. If I'm your Norfolk Broads Will you be my barge? Let's please be Tom and Barbara, I will show you The Good Life. Even though we're not yet married I would love to be your wife.
I've the passion Lily Munster has for her dear Herman. I would love you if you were ginger, I would love you if you were German. Like Mr and Mrs Huxtable, We'd smooch even when we're wrinkly. I'll even consider ironing your shirts, But I hope you like them crinkly.
Like Mr and Mrs Incredible I'm flexible and you're tough. But if you promise to be my true love That will always be enough. Like Bonny and that Clyde guy without all the dying. Like Gwyneth and that Coldplay man without all the crying. My partner in crime, the love of my life, My muse, my joy, my fun. Please be my one and only, Cos you've always been 'The One'.
HE NEVER LEAVES THE SEAT UP
Pam Ayres
He never leaves the seat up Or wet towels upon the floor The toothpaste has the lid on And he always shuts the door!
She's very clean and tidy Though she may sometimes delude Leave your things out at your peril In a second they'll have moved!
He's a very active person As are all his next of kin Where as she likes lazy days He'll still drag her to the gym!
He romances her and dines her Home cooked dinners and the like He even knows her favourite food And spoils her day and night!
She's thoughtful when he looks at her A smile upon his face Will he look that good in 50 years When his dentures aren't in place?!
He says he loves her figure And her mental prowess too But when gravity takes her over Will she charm with her IQ?
She says she loves his kindness And his patience is a must And of course she thinks he's handsome Which in her eyes is a plus!
They're both not wholly perfect But who are we to judge He can be pig headed Where as she won't even budge!
All that said and done They love the time they spent together And I hope as I'm sure you do That this fine day will last forever.
He'll be more than just her husband He'll also be her friend And she'll be more than just his wife She's be his soul mate 'till the end.
A LOVELY LOVE STORY
Edward Monkton
The fierce Dinosaur was trapped inside his cage of ice. Although it was cold he was happy in there. It was, after all, his cage. Then along came the Lovely Other Dinosaur. The Lovely Other Dinosaur melted the Dinosaur's cage with kind words and loving thoughts.
I like this Dinosaur thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur. Although he is fierce he is also tender and he is funny. He is also quite clever though I will not tell him this for now.
I like this Lovely Other Dinosaur, thought the Dinosaur. She is beautiful and she is different and she smells so nice. She is also a free spirit which is a quality I much admire in a dinosaur.
But he can be so distant and so peculiar at times, thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur. He is also overly fond of things. Are all Dinosaurs so overly fond of things?
But her mind skips from here to there so quickly thought the Dinosaur. She is also uncommonly keen on shopping. Are all Lovely Other Dinosaurs so uncommonly keen on shopping?
I will forgive his peculiarity and his concern for things, thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur. For they are part of what makes him a richly charactered individual.
I will forgive her skipping mind and her fondness for shopping, thought the Dinosaur. For she fills our life with beautiful thoughts and wonderful surprises. Besides, I am not unkeen on shopping either.
Now the Dinosaur and the Lovely Other Dinosaur are old. Look at them. Together they stand on the hill telling each other stories and feeling the warmth of the sun on their backs.
And that, my friends, is how it is with love. Let us all be Dinosaurs and Lovely Other Dinosaurs together. For the sun is warm. And the world is a beautiful place
A HISTORY OF LOVE
By Diane Ackerman
Love. What a small word we use for an idea so immense and powerful it has altered the flow of history, calmed monsters, kindled works of art, cheered the forlorn, turned tough guys to mush, consoled the enslaved, driven strong women mad, glorified the humble, fueled national scandals, bankrupted robber barons, and made mincemeat of kings. How can love's spaciousness be conveyed in the narrow confines of one syllable?...Love is an ancient delirium, a desire older than civilization, with taproots stretching deep into dark and mysterious days.....
The heart is a living museum. In each of its galleries, no matter how narrow or dimly lit, preserved forever like wondrous diatoms, are our moments of lovng and being liked.
ONE WITH EACH OTHER
George Elliot
What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel they are joined for life – to strengthen each other in all labour, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all pain, to be one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.